you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
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My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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