Porn is love you can see.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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