real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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