When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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