please come you make the beer taste better
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
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pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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