I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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