It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
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I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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