win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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