You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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