I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
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Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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