We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
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Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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