I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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