These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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