Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
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Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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