just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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