she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
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I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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