Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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