I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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