After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
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Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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