Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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The air was thick with penises
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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