its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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