So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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