I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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