I just made out with a guy for $7.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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