I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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