He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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