I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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