I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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