let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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