Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
organizing the empties. That sober.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
3pm strippers are depressing
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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