Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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