I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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