just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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