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Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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