I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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