i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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