ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
3 2 1 whiskey
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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