hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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