Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
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