i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
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I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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