i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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