I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
im six kinds of drunk right now
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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