i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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