I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize