I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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