whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
sarcasm needs its own font
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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