i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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