Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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