He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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