i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
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I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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