I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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